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Jesse Dewyer's personal TumblThing. I'm into illustration, dinos, making/reading comics and zines, graphic design, spiders and the occult. Click the icons on the right to see and/or buy my art/books/stickers/etc.
camacaileon:

yami-izumi:

ghettoblasted:

calibrashuns:

izumoharuki:

if you ever feel restless please watch shark cam
sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!

yis

so peaceful

relax


im so happy this exists

so I visited it and


I hope you guys notice that because of this post most ppl on this page are from tumblr and I just chatted with them and it’s awesome

This is the greatest…Watching fish swim is literally the only thing that soothes my anxiousness (other than cigies of course).

camacaileon:

yami-izumi:

ghettoblasted:

calibrashuns:

izumoharuki:

if you ever feel restless please watch shark cam

sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!

yis

image

so peaceful

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relax

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im so happy this exists

so I visited it and

I hope you guys notice that because of this post most ppl on this page are from tumblr and I just chatted with them and it’s awesome

This is the greatest…Watching fish swim is literally the only thing that soothes my anxiousness (other than cigies of course).

This nudibranch mermaid has cheekbones that could cut a DIAMOND, hunty. Envelope art/photos © me 2014.

inspo photo - National Geographic, courtesy Gary’s Reef Marine Sanctuary/NOAA

I JUST PURCHASED THIS FROM COQUETRY CLOTHING AND I’M NOT SORRY!!!!!

I JUST PURCHASED THIS FROM COQUETRY CLOTHING AND I’M NOT SORRY!!!!!

Bunch’o recent nudibranch mermaid art. Envelope art/photos © me 2014.

striped nudi inspo photo - Scuba Equipment USA - Marine Species Gallery
pink nudi inspo photo - 
Ben Buckler (via The Sea Slug Forum)
bumpy black nudi inspo photo - 
Eunice Messersmith

Anonymous said: you could benefit from putting a goddamnshirt on

foxxxynegrodamus:

okay omg i'm going to help you out here, because before you send me hate mail like this I REALLY need you to consider this:

*pulls out visor and a big ass printing calcuator*

I’m likely to respond to your shitty self hating ass message with some witty repartee — because that’s just the kind of gal I am — which will probably get me on average like what 35 notes? 

Which isn’t hella impressive, until I break it down like this: out of the 35 notes on average they’ll be what 5-10 reblogs, and from those reblogs 5 new followers — that’s in addition to the average of 20-25 new folllowers i get on this blog daily just for fucking existing — and let’s assume I posted a selfie that day? that’s at least 30 additional followers, and I’m being modest here with these numbers.  So what’s that 55-65 new followers, part of which you involuntarily helped contribute to?  At a modest — let me pull a hypothetical number here — 30% conversion rate, 17-20 of those new followers are likely to become new 000sportwear customers. At a $60 APC (Average Per Customer) rating I’m currently hitting …I will let you finish the math on that. :)

So to summarize, I’m literally getting paid off this shit. IM LITERALLY GETTING $$$$$$$$$$$ OFF THIS BLOGGING SHIT and you sending me messages about my weight or attitude or eyebrows, in which I know your intent is to hurt me, is actually helping me.

Essentially, I’ve monetized your hating and turned it into college tuition money!

So why did I post this if not just to brag? — we all know I’m not one for humility, probably part of the reason you so mad tbh — I wrote this so you can stay #woke because if you want my not so humble opinion, I think if you really want to hurt me in a way that actually matters, instead of shouting random words to my indestructible ego, (an ego which can’t even translate an insult to save its life,) I just think it probably wouldn’t be smart to be sending me so many opportunities to cash in off your self-hating ass. 

Unless of course you can figure out a way to at the very least, monetize off of your hating? Maybe start a hate blog about me? Get some Google Adsense $$ in? Sell some t-shirts? get a sponsor? Hell, I’ll even sponsor you! I support entrepreneurship! idk, these are just ideas!

These are just ideas!

Because even if you hate me, for whatever reason, I still want to see you win :) I still very much want to see you win :))))

okay I gotta go work now, I hope I opened your eyes to something bigger than me today. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day! Please stay woke!

My goal is to draw every nudibranch species as a mermaid. I’m like 1 / 100,000,000,000 of the way there! XD Envelope art/photos © me 2014.

green nudi inspo photo - Matt (Making It Up As I Go on Wordpress)
rainbow nudi inspo photo - 1995-97 Nova Development Corporation

tuuku:

Super cute bat brooch by spidersaurus!  Her etsy-shop 
I’m so happy with this, it’s super neat and sparkly and will look awesome on my jacket

Glad u like it! It would b rad to see pics of said jacket / brooch combo! >u<

tuuku:

Super cute bat brooch by spidersaurusHer etsy-shop

I’m so happy with this, it’s super neat and sparkly and will look awesome on my jacket

Glad u like it! It would b rad to see pics of said jacket / brooch combo! >u<

Drawing for first prize winner of my contest - congrats once again, @itspeaks-of-hope-trust-and-love!

Drawing for first prize winner of my contest - congrats once again, @itspeaks-of-hope-trust-and-love!

Hand-emroidered Rainbow Dash brooch. Totally awesome!

Hand-emroidered Rainbow Dash brooch. Totally awesome!

In love with the asymmetrical, puffy yellow nudibranch. Nudimermaids forever! Envelope art/photos © me 2014.

blue nudi inspo photo: screen shot from this video by yawnthensnore on youtube
yellow nudi inspo photo: Eunice Messersmith

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.
Check it out, everypony! A sweet lil Pinkie Pie commission brooch!

Check it out, everypony! A sweet lil Pinkie Pie commission brooch!